Rated 4.40 out of 5 based on 5 customer ratings
(5 customer reviews)

Funky Monkey

$12.00$150.00

AAAA Grade | Premier Line | Indica

1 Gram | $12
7 Grams | $80
14 Grams | $150

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Description

Funky Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid produced by crossing Mendocino Purps and Grape Ape. The buds are medium/small in size, hand-trimmed are absolutely dripping in resin, leaving your fingers sappy and sticky upon handling. The nose is loud and pungent with a musky and gassy blend of fuel, citrus, earthy nuttiness and hops. The taste is smooth and full-bodied with a fuel-forward musk and dank earth.  Smoking Funky Monkey provides a blended effect of hazy euphoria and calming bodymelt. The onset is intense, happy and throttling, then weighs heavy on you like a warm blanket. This particular batch burns to a very clean white ash, and is sure to impress, though some buds are are of varying levels of prettiness.

Flavours: Fuel, Musky, Nutty, Citrus, Dank, Hops
Effects: Hazy, Euphoria, Giggly, Happy, Hungry, Calming
Medical: Arthritis, Chronic Pain, Depression, Inflammation, Insomnia, Migraines, Muscle Spasms, Nausea, Stress

5 reviews for Funky Monkey

  1. Rated 4 out of 5

    Linksblueocarina

    Looks are deceiving, very good taste and smoke , burns well too. Grinding needs a little extra effort gets stuck very easily in the grinder. I am enjoyed this strain and recommend it!

  2. Rated 4 out of 5

    gogetyourshinebox

    This stuff is awesome but I agree that there’s just something missing from it that makes me believe that it should not be a premier strain. IMO I liked the Zurple Punch much better, this was not as potent as I expected but still strong!

  3. Rated 4 out of 5

    Jakester

    No argument that this is a good strain. With that being said, I was expecting more due to it being on the premier line. Personally I would save your money and just get one of the $10 AAAA strains they offer.

  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    Rod_vance

    This stuff is phenomenal, has to come in a jar cause squishing these lovely specimen would be criminal. Worth the $80 for real. Glad I found this site, seems comfortingly familiar 😉

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    duke420pack

    Bag appeal 8. Smell 8. Taste 9. High 9. Pretty much a very good overall strain. Gobble some of this stuff up before I do. That Funky Monkey. 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒

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