Rated 4.50 out of 5 based on 18 customer ratings
(18 customer reviews)

Funky Monkey (Discount)

AAAA Grade | Indica

14 grams | $150 $110

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Product Description

14g only –Β  Small buds

Funky Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid produced by crossing Mendocino Purps and Grape Ape.

The buds are ALL small in size, but are absolutely dripping in resin, leaving your fingers sappy and sticky upon handling. The nose is loud and pungent with a musky and gassy blend of fuel, citrus, earthy nuttiness and hops. The taste is smooth and full-bodied with a fuel-forward musk and dank earth.Β  Smoking Funky Monkey provides a blended effect of hazy euphoria and calming bodymelt. The onset is intense, happy and throttling, then weighs heavy on you like a warm blanket. This particular batch burns to a very clean white ash, and is sure to impress, though some buds are are of varying levels of prettiness.

Flavours: Fuel, Musky, Nutty, Citrus, Dank, Hops
Effects: Hazy, Euphoria, Giggly, Happy, Hungry, Calming
Medical: Arthritis, Chronic Pain, Depression, Inflammation, Insomnia, Migraines, Muscle Spasms, Nausea, Stress

18 reviews for Funky Monkey (Discount)

  1. Rated 5 out of 5


    Wow! Amazing! Great smell, bag appeal & flavor. I recommend picking this stuff up if you get the chance, I know that I’ll be looking forward to picking up more of the funky monkey in the future.

  2. Rated 5 out of 5


    This strain is fantastic i bought it already when it was at $150 Now its $110 just because its popcorn nugs, some people prefer popcorn nugs. This is an amazing deal thank you BM!!

  3. Rated 5 out of 5


    One of favorite strains ! Recomend for everyone to try some while it lasts. This is my second review on this strain and I first rated this as a 4 star , I now change my rating to a 5 star … thank u BM!! please keep this stuff in stock ! πŸ€©πŸ’¨πŸ’¨
    (P.s. bring back the Zurple Punch)

  4. Rated 5 out of 5


    AMAZING! This bud was waaaay more than I expected. Purchased it on a whim first time ordering the strain and was more then pleasantly surprised. Wonderful taste and high but burn it after was deep. Will order again.

  5. Rated 4 out of 5


    this strain is great. It helped with my pain and its smell is great. Its a strain i would buy again for sure. It gave a buzz and worked where it needed too.

  6. Rated 4 out of 5


    This was a good bud, but not much better than the grease monkey persay. Don’t get me wrong it’s good, but probably won’t spring for more of this. Bring back the zurple punch ! πŸ™Œ

  7. Rated 5 out of 5


    I’ve seen nicer looking nugs at this price but this stuff definitely tastes/smokes the part. Sticky to the touch and potent high. Should have ordered more.

  8. Rated 4 out of 5


    I got a g of this to test out it was nice but not killer was expecting a little more. Nice looking nugs but again not super coated or anything. Still good stuff and not complaining

  9. Rated 4 out of 5


    Good strain. Not quite as potent as I expected, but still decent. Bud was very sticky and smoked well. I’d put it closer to a AAA than a Premier AAAA grade.

  10. Rated 4 out of 5


    This is a nice strain, I honestly think it’s AAA+ and not AAAA but that is my opinion. The buds were fresh and a little leafy and burns nice. I just think it could be a little more flavorful and potent but a great strain!

  11. Rated 4 out of 5


    Order a gram of this to try it out. Wasn’t disappointed but the bud was slightly leafy and loose not dense at all. Maybe cuz I got such a small amount but it was a gram sized bud. The smell and taste are definitely funky. Good stone too.

  12. Rated 5 out of 5


    Buy all the funky monkey!!! So sparkling and covered in crystals! You can literally get medicated just inhaling over the open jar , One of the best strains in the 6 years medicating here. Nice!

  13. Rated 5 out of 5


    Great taste and well groomed buds, took six days to get here so it was worth the wait. It was great smoking a bowl and a joint during a cool starry night. Giving it five stars
    Thank you BM for a great strain

  14. Rated 4 out of 5


    Looks are deceiving, very good taste and smoke , burns well too. Grinding needs a little extra effort gets stuck very easily in the grinder. I am enjoyed this strain and recommend it!

  15. Rated 4 out of 5


    This stuff is awesome but I agree that there’s just something missing from it that makes me believe that it should not be a premier strain. IMO I liked the Zurple Punch much better, this was not as potent as I expected but still strong!

  16. Rated 4 out of 5


    No argument that this is a good strain. With that being said, I was expecting more due to it being on the premier line. Personally I would save your money and just get one of the $10 AAAA strains they offer.

  17. Rated 5 out of 5


    This stuff is phenomenal, has to come in a jar cause squishing these lovely specimen would be criminal. Worth the $80 for real. Glad I found this site, seems comfortingly familiar πŸ˜‰

  18. Rated 5 out of 5


    Bag appeal 8. Smell 8. Taste 9. High 9. Pretty much a very good overall strain. Gobble some of this stuff up before I do. That Funky Monkey. πŸ΅πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™ŠπŸ’

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