Rated 4.17 out of 5 based on 29 customer ratings
(29 customer reviews)

Pineapple Express

AAA | Sativa

1 Gram | $7
3.5 Grams | $24
7 Grams | $46
14 Grams | $90
28 Grams | $175

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SKU: Super Premium - M Category: Brand:

Product Description

The infamous hard hitting Sativa. Reportedly the descendent of Hawaiian Skunk and Pineapple Kush. Quite possibly the perfect bud. So intoxicatingly rich in complex aromas, the smell alone is enough to make you tingle all over. Intense citrus skunk bouquet with exhilarating tangs of fruit starburst and cheddar.

Covered in glistening trichomes and alluring light orange hairs. Dense yet slender sativa like prolonged colas. Tastes sweet and resinous on the inhale and gives an immediate buzz to the head. Full bodied hazy after taste. This is a top tier sativa. Very potent and extremely effective for pain relief. Clear headed get up and go type of high perfect for mornings, social situations, or just to lift you out of a funk. An all around inspirational strain!

Flavours: Citrus, Pine, Pineapple, Sweet, Tropical
Effects: Energizing, Euphoria, Focus
Medical: Chronic Pain, Depression, Fatigue, Loss of Appetite, Migraines, Nausea, Nightmares

29 reviews for Pineapple Express

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Mr. Deau

    Really good strain. It’s smell so good and taste good too. Really good price for the quality you get. Bought it based on the movie and it’s almost as good. Can’t wait till it comeback!

  2. Rated 3 out of 5

    RebelYell

    Mild sweet fruity smelling flowers with a decent trim job, lime green and sticky with a medium density. The buzz is clean and the flavor is nice. Reminds me of some old school commercial indoor I used to get.

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    Stinkywink420

    For the price, you can’t go wrong. I’m a sativa fan, and this was great for $7/g. I would definitely buy this strain again in the future if it’s available.

  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    4stringbassfishing

    Absolutely killer smoke. Does the trick everytime. I made sure to stock up on this for over the holidays so I don’t have to order until the new year .

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    Bruh

    Love this stuff for $7 a gram you really cant go wrong! Look wise this looks like a AAAA no doubt. Light lime green buds covered in orange hairs. A true representation of pineapple express. Get it wile it lasts

  6. Rated 5 out of 5

    davidt98

    I smoked this and then I threw up in my printer……………. This strain right here had me laughing and giggling all day. This is definitely a heavy sativa and the head high is absolutely amazing. It smells and tastes sweet and citrusy and it’s just overall a beautiful daytime smoke/high. Very very solid AAA strain!

  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    4stringbassfishing

    Exactly as I remember it to be. I got this once before probably 8 years ago and absolutely loved it. When I was building my next order I saw it in stock and ordered it right away. Love it!

  8. Rated 5 out of 5

    Vaporific

    I ordered Pineapple Express based solely on the movie, which I enjoyed. After having read other reviews I wasn’t sure that it would be very good.
    It’s really uplifting and soo good! I am super happy and having the best conversations today (post vape). I did find myself high fiving paranoia, which is the only downside. If you go in expecting a little anxiety you’ll be fine. I really enjoy this strain and it is perfect for social settings, the ‘down’ is mellow and relaxed.

  9. Rated 3 out of 5

    crun3

    It’s really good pot don’t get me wrong, but it doesn’t knock my socks off. I jumped on the bandwagon based on the name. Prefer Nebula and Jack Herer for similar highs.

  10. Rated 3 out of 5

    Anonymous

    Great smelling bud, probably my favourite non-kush odour. That said, the high is okay. Not incredibly spacey but it doesn’t disappoint either. For me smoking a bowl of this will give me an hour long high with moderate body and head buzz throughout. Solid smoke but I probably wouldn’t order again for the cost.

  11. Rated 4 out of 5

    Martinyzie

    Exactly like what the product details describe this bud as, happy and productive bake with zero burnout. Tastes amazing!!!

  12. Rated 4 out of 5

    Anonymous

    Again, a solid 4 stars. From gift pack ‘c’. I don’t understand the mixed reviews of this stuff. My 1.1g consists of two sweet, spear-like buds. It busted up easily with no need for further chopping, and smelled great…tropical! Burned a small joint with a couple of friends while checking out some live music. Verdict: Excellent! I was truly spaced out with that perma-grin on my face and shrunken red eyes. Beware! I definitely could have used some Visine!
    Another quality product, don’t hesitate to try, just know the indica/sativa differences to avoid disappointment.

  13. Rated 4 out of 5

    Reardon.18

    Awesome strand, as stated in description it gives a clear-headed get up and go buzz that kind of creeps up on you. Would recommend it to anyone who enjoys staying on the go while buzzed.

  14. Rated 3 out of 5

    crun3

    It’s ok, I have three mostly sativas on the go – Nebula, Jack Herer, and Pineapple Express. The PE is the least exciting of the three. I guess you pay for the name. It really does have a pineapple aroma. The buds have stayed on the dry and crumbly side even though I keep them in a glass jar. I mean, it’s really good bud but there’s better.

  15. Rated 2 out of 5

    Anonymous

    i got my order the other day but i must say that the pineapple express is not a super premium its good but with its light taste and not to much of a smell but not bad punch . i got 3g of shake in a 14g bag with big stems its an ok bud but i will be back for the pink kush and much more thanks happy smoking

  16. Rated 4 out of 5

    VoodooKush

    I first said this strain tastes like Hawaiian Skunk “2-go”, it still has a nice exhale but it feels like some of the rich sweet flavors got lost in the process of crossing. I really want to give this 3.5 but no such button exists. I was expecting more, they named a movie after it you know…

  17. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous

    Yes, top quality sativa.burns very clean ,smells cirtusy/hazey, with an excellent pain relieving/anti-anxiety/energetic yet mellow effect.but the pineapple chunk still takes the cup, in my books.top meds.Thanks again!

  18. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous

    As a sativa lover, I adore this strain. Does look like the picture shown, and it’s a great morning time smoke. I was able to eat all morning/afternoon without sporting droopy eyes. Boosted my creativity as I normally paint later in the day but with the Pineapple Express, I had more determination to get my imagination out.

  19. Rated 3 out of 5

    Anonymous

    Placed my third order for this past month and I must say that besides the Baby Lizard, this is my least favourite “Super Premo”. Its very good, dont get me wrong, but compared to all the different types of kush in the same category, this stuff is like chump change. I think the price for this stuff shouldn’t be as high as it is, but seeing as its a “mainstream” strain, I can appreciate the cost.

    ThaKid

  20. Rated 4 out of 5

    Sweedestchef420

    I order it obviously because of the movie. It smelled nice and had a nice citrus taste but the bud itself wasn’t too crystally and it was a little scraggly not the most solid bud. But you can’t be mad at it! Nice strain I would recommend to someone to order a bit just to say I’ve smoked pineapple express haha

  21. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous

    I give this sativa a full 5 stars for smell, taste and effect. Like Island honey, it seems to have indica-like undertones, while being a very uplifting cerebral high overall. The taste and smell are remarkable, and storage should be considered as the scent will permeate through your entire house. A top sativa in my books, I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE THE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS AT LEAST ONCE

  22. Rated 2 out of 5

    Anonymous

    Decent smoke, with a very unique and intriguing smell, but there is no way it should be in the same category as the other 7 Super Premium strains I’ve tried. If your looking for a great sativa or hybrid, I reccomend you avoid this and stick to the Jack Herer, and the Hawaiian Skunk (HS has a similar smell to this but is much better bud). If you have extra money to spend, maybe order a gram to try out. This was the only dissapointment in my order!

  23. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous

    HANDS DOWN THE DOPEST DOPE I’VE EVER SMOKED!!!!!! ROLIN A NICE CROSS JOINT

  24. Rated 4 out of 5

    Dplatty

    good bud, can see some crystals
    smell 9/10
    look 8/10
    taste 8/10

  25. Rated 5 out of 5

    filtereye

    Awesome! first off the service was above and beyond, much love to BM. Wasn’t expecting this to be so potent, half a joint and I was done. Colors more vibrant, lots of energy, and just flat out ripped.

  26. Rated 4 out of 5

    Anonymous

    pretty good, smells like nebula, or island honey, its got that smell that you cant put a finger on, citrus??? i guess.. nice bud to smoke for sure, makes the room smell AWESOME!

  27. Rated 5 out of 5

    hmpod.com

    Just got this today thanks to BM’s impeccable service. I’m a big fan of the Sativas and this is a good one, even better than the Hawaiian Skunk. I cannot recommend this one too much.

  28. Rated 4 out of 5

    Yoshi

    Smell was crazy good. Very deep. If you worried about people noticing the usual smell when self medicating, this stuff will solve that! Buzz was pretty good aswell.

  29. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous

    Buds look just like the picture, smell decent, and gives a really nice sativa high. Like this weed alot 😀

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